"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."
Me during finals week: "It's beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS."
did that sound whiney? oops. it’s mostly just inconvenient to find cheap site clothes because they’re all standardized for people not my size.. thus why i alter many of my clothes. and also thank you (✿◠‿◠) i’m sure you’re beautiful so shhh.
weird problem of the day: went to go buy a nice party dress but nothing fits my measurements. i’m 36-24-36 which mean i have a medium ass and boobs but an extra small waist. so what fits me one place is either too big or too small in the others.
me and the future husband.